“Outer space is my kink, it cosmanut.”
Lesson 1: Exciting and scary does not always = sexy.
Lesson 2: Catwoman has needs.
Lesson 3: There are VERY specific semantics regarding space sex.
Lesson 4: Stanley Tucci won’t be able to match wines with your sexual appetites, sorry.
Lesson 5: You’re gonna need to be specific about what you want.
(Like, really specific.)
Lesson 6: Sometimes knowing is more than half the battle.
Lesson 7: Your whole sex life can turn on a dime.
Lesson 8: Penises can blush, sort of.
Lesson 9: Kitchen sex isn’t always as ~hot~ as it sounds.
Lesson 10: Sex is preferable to crying (most of the time).
Lesson 11: Maybe you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Lesson 12: There are a buttload of erotic phrases you should probably memorize.
Lesson 13: You should always make sure you’re asking the right questions.
Lesson 14: Learn how to woo your lover.
Lesson 15: Know your history.
Lesson 16: But don’t trust everything you read online.
Lesson 17: Fuck a donut…or don’t.
Lesson 18: Ultimately, you should always do what works for you.